How about a Hot Dog with Your Fry’s
During the last round at the Fry’s a man rushed from the crowd, shouted something in what sounded like Latin, fired a hot dog at Tiger Woods then fell to the ground and surrendered. The hot dog was concealed in a bun which flew off during the attack. The police would not say if the perpetrator acted alone but Frank, a source close to the investigation who uses only one name as do many people in California, said that security had confiscated dangerous fruits a day earlier from several men before they entered the tournament grounds – among them were two large radishes and a Coco de Mer (Lodoicea maldivica).
Tiger remained calm and missed his 18 footer for a birdie.
The question is ‘was a crime committed?” A California state legislature said there was a law already on the books against hitting someone with a dangerous fruit but there was no law covering an attack with processed meat. The legislature plans a referendum that would cover all food no matter what its country of origin.
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